Sunday, April 8th, 2012
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11:27 pm
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Monday, March 19th, 2012
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12:32 pm - Ode to Mitt Romney
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Wednesday, November 2nd, 2011
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4:29 pm - don't know why I have all this Cain angst
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limbomonkey
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Cain's thoughts on abortion as stated to Stossel on Fox Business on October 11, 2011:
Abortion should be
Illegal, but it's not the
Government's business.
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(comment on this)
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Tuesday, November 1st, 2011
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9:30 pm - Odes to Cain
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limbomonkey
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Harassment of a
Sexual kind: not just for
Judges anymore.
999: fifteen
Syllables more to tell you
It's a bad idea.
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(comment on this)
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Friday, July 29th, 2011
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5:25 pm - The driveway is clean enough to sunbathe on
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zdashamber
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Dear landlady: Will
I wash dirt off the driveway...?
...Which is ...outside? ...No.
It breaks my heart, too,
That the outside is tainted
With dirt. But still, no.
In the fall the rains
Will wash this dirt clear, and bring
New clean dirt in trade.
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(4 comments | comment on this)
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Monday, July 18th, 2011
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8:32 am
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Friday, July 8th, 2011
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7:31 am
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Monday, June 6th, 2011
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1:15 pm - Work ugh
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yukinoomoni
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Yes, you need I.D.
I don't make the rules, okay?
It's not personal.
If it was, you'd know.
I know how to make it thus.
I.D, or please leave.
I am not "unfair".
If I let you pick it up,
I would get fired.
You would be the one
who would be the first to yell
if I did not card.
So please, show I.D.
Without fuss or argument.
This is just my job.
current mood:  annoyed
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(2 comments | comment on this)
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Thursday, May 26th, 2011
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8:20 am - How's that study going?
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likeatruck
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Final: tomorrow
I don't know a Goddamn thing
Anatomy. Shit.
Like a boss: study
The red thing's connected to-
my wrist watch: mantra.
Can't stop refreshing
The internet: foul temptress
Ponies everywhere.
current mood:  anxious
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(4 comments | comment on this)
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Wednesday, May 25th, 2011
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5:24 pm
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rocksalt
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We all join and post
just once. And then we forget
to write more haikus.
Are we just lazy?
A whole great big world out there -
so much worth snarking.
For instance, today:
I stepped in a huge doodie.
Clean up your dog's shit.
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(2 comments | comment on this)
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Thursday, April 28th, 2011
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11:12 am - Windy day
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yukinoomoni
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Please, my dear workplace,
Do not fall down on my head.
I still want to live.
Why are you shaking?
You are supposed to be strong.
Stop being so cheap.
You make me want to
find a nearby shelter and
hide under a bed.
current mood:  shocked
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(2 comments | comment on this)
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Monday, April 11th, 2011
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2:37 pm
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Sunday, January 2nd, 2011
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6:42 pm - I dare you
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Wednesday, October 13th, 2010
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9:06 am
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Monday, June 7th, 2010
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5:44 pm
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Tuesday, March 2nd, 2010
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5:57 pm
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arctic_mime
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Great gods of Egypt
Why do you confuse me so?
Seriously, why?
also
God damn I'm horny
why must I wait a whole week?
fuckin period...
current mood: cynical
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(2 comments | comment on this)
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Friday, February 26th, 2010
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2:51 am
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rocksalt
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You call that witty?
Cliche regurgitations
vomiting from you
Unoriginal
Your college education
does not make you cool
The realization:
I married Holden Caulfield
Catcher in the *sigh*
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(1 comment | comment on this)
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Sunday, February 7th, 2010
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2:25 am
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Friday, February 5th, 2010
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4:58 pm
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Wednesday, December 23rd, 2009
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3:41 am
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